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{"type":"standard","title":"Holly Street Fire Hall","displaytitle":"Holly Street Fire Hall","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q60748880","titles":{"canonical":"Holly_Street_Fire_Hall","normalized":"Holly Street Fire Hall","display":"Holly Street Fire Hall"},"pageid":58780295,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/eb/HollyStFireHallNashville.jpg/330px-HollyStFireHallNashville.jpg","width":320,"height":187},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/eb/HollyStFireHallNashville.jpg","width":2962,"height":1727},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1275805620","tid":"f366eca3-eb59-11ef-ada4-d14f98ac3475","timestamp":"2025-02-15T05:01:44Z","description":"United States historic place","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":36.175,"lon":-86.74166667},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holly_Street_Fire_Hall","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holly_Street_Fire_Hall?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holly_Street_Fire_Hall?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Holly_Street_Fire_Hall"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holly_Street_Fire_Hall","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Holly_Street_Fire_Hall","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holly_Street_Fire_Hall?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Holly_Street_Fire_Hall"}},"extract":"The Holly Street Fire Hall, at 1600 Holly St. in Nashville, Tennessee, was built in 1914. It was listed on the National Register of Historic Places in 1982.","extract_html":"
The Holly Street Fire Hall, at 1600 Holly St. in Nashville, Tennessee, was built in 1914. It was listed on the National Register of Historic Places in 1982.
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