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Jean Robert Alesi is a French former racing driver, who competed in Formula One from 1989 to 2001. Alesi won the 1995 Canadian Grand Prix with Ferrari.
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{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How do you find Will Smith in the snow?","punchline":"Look for fresh prints.","id":121}
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{"slip": { "id": 224, "advice": "Don't drink bleach."}}
{"slip": { "id": 209, "advice": "Most things done in secrecy are better left undone."}}
{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}
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Andrew Blake is an American adult erotic film director and film producer. Blake has been inducted into both the AVN and XRCO Halls of Fame and is a medal recipient from the Worldfest-Houston International Film Festival for his first film NIGHT TRIPS.
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{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
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